kians-redball:

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

consulting-violinist:

in america at age 18 you can:

• be in the military and fight wars and be in combat
• smoke cigarettes
• vote for the people who lead the country
• drive (age 16, actually)
• live on your own and support yourself entirely
• get married
• be a bartender in over half the states

but you can’t drink alcohol because you’re not “responsible enough”

okay because that makes a lot of sense

• me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
• me: today how you are